It takes a lot of walking

gdaytoyoutoo:

The best parking space is determined by shade instead of distance.
Hot water comes out of both taps.
You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
The temperature drops below 35c and you feel a little chilly.
You discover that it only takes two fingers to steer your car.
You discover that you can get sunburnt through your car window.
You develop a fear of car door handles.
You break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30am.
You realise that asphalt has a liquid state.
The cows are giving evaporated milk.
The trees are whistling for the dogs.
While walking back barefoot to your car from the beach, you do a tightrope act on the white lines in the carpark.
You catch a cold from having the aircon full blast while you sleep during the night.
You learn that David Jones isn’t a department store, its a temple to worship air-conditioning

True, except that it’s like 15 degrees right now.